
"Honey? Have you seen my pipe?" "Hound... fetch dad the paper!" "Boy, bring me my Scotch."
Ahhhh, it's all coming together.
These bad boys are a retirement home icon. Nothing says "I am an old man" like a set of TOMS slippers. And I want them bad. Oh, and their mission to shoe-ify poor kids ain't a bad thing either. Now see here.