Metro Gnome

To my devoted staff:

Please stop writing all those blogs, emails, and posts to Twitter on my behalf. I didn't even know I had a Twitter account! What purpose does it serve in our day-to-day operations?

Anyway, to my point, people are starting to think I don't really pay attention to them when they are talking. Also, you are alienating me from my friends and family.

I understand you are trying to help, but things are beginning to turn hostile.

Many Thanks,
Your steadfast manager

P.S. Great job on the "Pirate Bar." It's True Blue! Fabrice will be most pleased.