Best Month Ever!!!

Socially speaking, that it. First, I get kidnapped and wake up on Jesus Island.

And now... the band is getting back together! That's right, the Perv and his lovely bride-to-be will be hitting the nation's capital. I may have to invoke Prima Nocte a little earlier than planned.

Right now, I am going to get fitted for a new pair of drinking shoes. F-it. I am getting drinking cleats!

The big 3-0 is on deck and you should have seen the performance in batting practice. This could be epic, Jim...